“WHO’S KILLING All THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE?” is a 1979 movie spoof starring George Segal, Jacqueline Bisset and Robert Morley. Morley is Europe’s noted gourmet food critic who has every gastronomical disease known to mankind–but he can’t stop eating. To save him, someone has begun killing off the great chefs of Europe. Bisset is the last chef on the list, but is saved from demise by an ex-husband.

Is it possible that we have no more great chefs worthy enough to be on such a hit list? Email me if you have a candidate chef you wish would just go away as he or she annoys you to no end.